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Oh Dear

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Oh Dear is a subscription website and server monitoring service that checks sites and infrastructure from outside and alerts the right people when something breaks.

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What it does
  • Oh Dear is a subscription website and server monitoring service that checks sites and infrastructure from outside and alerts the right people when something breaks.
More detail
  • It combines uptime, SSL, DNS, cron, broken-link, performance and other checks with status pages and branded client reports.
Best for
  • Web agencies, marketing agencies, hosting providers and internal teams that manage many sites and need external monitoring with alert routing plus client-facing status pages and reports.
Pricing
  • Subscription in USD excluding VAT: Solo (2 sites) $17/month, Freelance (up to 10) $55/month, Studio (up to 25) $109/month, Agency (up to 50) $165/month
More detail
  • 200+ sites is custom-quoted.
  • Yearly billing gives about two months free.
  • A 10-day free trial requires no payment details, and a 30-day money-back g
Main limitation
  • Teams needing real-time broken-link or Lighthouse detection, JavaScript-rendered site crawling, or agent-based deep application performance monitoring
More detail
  • those needs exceed what Oh Dear documents.
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OfferingAvailableDetail
Uptime monitoring YesChecks every minute from multiple locations; a second location re-confirms before alerting.
API & endpoint monitoring YesCalls endpoints every minute and checks status code, body content and response time.
SSL certificate monitoring YesChecks every 30 minutes for expiry, incomplete chain and SHA-1.
Scheduled task (cron) monitoring YesJobs ping Oh Dear; an alert fires when a ping is missed within the configured grace time.
Broken links and mixed content crawl LimitedFull-site crawl runs daily, not in real time; a customer testimonial notes JavaScript-rendered sites may not be crawled.
Lighthouse monitoring LimitedRuns daily with six months of report history, so it is not real-time.
DNS record monitoring YesReads records every two hours from every authoritative nameserver.
Status pages YesPublic status pages update from checks and can also be updated manually.
Client reporting YesMonthly branded reports showing uptime, speed and incidents.
Agent-based deep APM NoApplication internals are observed through a health endpoint you expose, not an installed agent.

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